Green Apple Cannabis Dispensary

Dido & Noah were INCREDIBLE at helping me find exactly what I was looking for. Calm and fun environment and good vibes all around. Will definitely be returning.

Staff seems great! Very poor quality product from my first experience though. 1/8 size was just ok. Oz was dust dry and very full of stems. Steer clear of smoakland brand unless you are looking to cook with it maybe? It tastes and smells terrible. Addendum: lowered rating, they seem to think i shouldve expected the worst. I understand it was a budget option and would be weak but did expect usable fresh buds from a dispensary. A good portion of that “maximum value” weight are just stems. I thought I got a bad batch but it sounds like they know what they’re selling so i feel ripped off. Definitely wont be back.

Great people. Sweet ass vibe. My favorite neighborhood spot. This was not my first time in. Not even close. I walked in there tonight with $6 to my name (I chose a different path kids, don’t cry for me Argentina, my baby mama is my patron. Relax your starfish ass. This is our one time through.) The budtender didn’t laugh at my old ass scrounging pre-rolls at 9:30 on a Wednesday night. He communicated through a tiny door in the wall that resembled a wall safe that might be found behind a hanging oil painting. The vault people are usually anonymous in any dispensary. Random hands handing out marijuana passed to you by the cashier after you pay. That’s the process. At least the small dispensaries in NYC. Tonight, after the budtender spoke my small money problems to the random hands in the vault, a smiling face appeared. Eyes a little sparkly with mischief. A sort of weed soulmate, she explained through the wall, “Toke and Moony’s Zooties. That’s your best bet. With your points and cash, if you leave a review you can get 2 pre-rolls.” “Thanks guys. I never thought I’d be scrounging for weed at my age.” “You’re real for that.” She told me through the open square portal in the wall. My points were verified and I surrendered my $6 of cold hard cash. I felt old awkward and embarrassed. Everyone eased my anxiety and we laughed and I left chuckling and happy to get back to my camper to work on my fiction story and write this review. Five stars for Green Apple.

Stopped in for some pre rolls, friendly staff, great prices, pre rolls were hitting, will def be back

They fixed the loyalty system and promptly credited me with all my points. In appreciation of this positive change, I’ve upgraded my review from 1 star to 5. Thank you!